As it's Christmas cracker season we thought we'd trawl the internet to find the worst step and stair related jokes ever. Which one makes you groan the most?
I was mad on my way up the stairs.
- By the time I got to the third floor, my anger was on another level
I dropped my pie on the apartment stairs
- Now it’s somewhere between three and four
I joined a fitness group where the main objective is to always take the stairs.
- It's a 10,000-step program
Did you hear about the guy who fell down the stairs at the airport?
- Damn near missed the whole flight
Did you hear about the palaeontologist who slipped down the stairs?
- He broke his Ankylosaurus
Step-by-step guide on how to fall down the stairs
- Step 1:
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
- A condescending con descending
I don't trust stairs
- They're always up to something
What's the easiest way to build stairs?
- By using a step-by-step guide
What’s the easiest way to avoid slipping on the stairs?
By installing QuartzGrip Anti-Slip Stair Tread Covers or Stair Edging.
Ok – that last one’s not a joke!! It’s actually really sound advice. And taking the time to treat your outdoor steps this winter could prevent bumps, bruises and even broken bones.
Stair Tread Covers and Stair Nosings are easy, quick and economical to install. Take a look on our website - you’ll find all the supplies you need to make your external steps and staircases safer for everyone, with simple instructions on how to fit them. And, if you’re not sure which would be the best solution for you, our friendly and helpful team are on hand to discuss and advise on the options available. For more information visit www.quartzgrip.co.uk or call 0800 6123 515.